you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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