I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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