I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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