Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
wow bdsm is so cute
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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