also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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