Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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