problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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