David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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