You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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