she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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