I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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