i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
This is my gift to your gina
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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