My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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