Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You have to summon your inner elephant
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
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