Already got asked if we're dating
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Randomize
