but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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