You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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