so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
vagina is talking i cant
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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