I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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