think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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