fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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