Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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