I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
