Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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