I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Randomize
