If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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