She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You are the jesus of drinking
he had hair everywhere except his balls
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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