Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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