We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
