so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
You're like the curious george of whores
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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