If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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