I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
vagina is talking i cant
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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