So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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