Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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