party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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