brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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