who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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