Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
