So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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