I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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