It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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