so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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