His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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