Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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