yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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