To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
please don't ironically join a cult
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