When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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