He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
vagina is talking i cant
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Even my vagina gasped.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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