Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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