It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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