Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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