What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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